Definitions by GSDlover

dry as a popcorn fart 

Dry as the desert. Lacking all moisture. Usually used when describing an extremely hot day, or really overcooked food. Gives the same feeling as when particularly dry food gets caught in your throat.

Good Lord! This chicken is as dry as a popcorn fart!

dry as a popcorn fart by GSDlover January 21, 2018