WHAT THE PLOK?
"Last night I PLOKED a girl so hard, she cried!"Said Bobo.
"Well don't over-plok, you might get a PTD, or Plok-transmitted disease," said Carl.
MUTHA PLOKA!

plok by TristanG April 16, 2008

plok

Ever-confused, ever-bewildered, ever-baffled, defied by logic - yet forever comforted by self-hallucination.

plok: I can't posess what I don't have? what the hell?!? I'm cool.

plok by Sees right through December 12, 2003

Plok

v. to cough up a hairball, especially if the creature plokking is a cat.

n. cat puke (from the "plok plok plok ackkk!!!" sound a cat makes while he's doing it.

She: "Ugh!! There's cat plok in my shoe! It's ruined!"

He: "Yeah, I heard the cat plokking a little while ago."

Plok by Pellygirl February 4, 2010

lolly plok

Whenever something is so funny that you can't stop laughing out loud (especially when you find yourselve alone in a public area, bus, train etc.)

Andy: "I got your message when I was on the bus, I couldn't stop laughing."

Hans: Lolly plok!

lolly plok by Ahicart July 23, 2011

Plok

When you're being fake as shit and won't game with the boys

"Hey bro wanna play some-"
"Nah fuck you, I'm bein' plok today."

Plok by skdfjhysaiodhaskjd September 12, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026