Plinker plonker
Plinker plonker by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023
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plonker by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003
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plonker
the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.
today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
plonker by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005
Pulling my plonker
Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.
This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker
Pulling my plonker by Teleco November 26, 2016
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Plonker by Sugaronastick December 16, 2019
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plonker by deepcoveruk February 3, 2003
Meaty plonker
1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width
2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet
3. An overweight or well-built stupid person
2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet
3. An overweight or well-built stupid person
"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"
"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"
"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"
"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"
"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"
Meaty plonker by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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