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the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.
today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005
Get the plonker mug.Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.
This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker
by Teleco November 26, 2016
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1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width
2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet
3. An overweight or well-built stupid person
2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet
3. An overweight or well-built stupid person
"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"
"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"
"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"
"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"
"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"
by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014
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