Pimento

A tiny piece of shit in one's urethra, often found after unprotected anal

Jimmy: Yo Steve, I heard you fucked Suzy in the back door last night!

Steve: Yea man, ho needs to wipe better. I got a nasty pimento, needed to get out the tweezers

by FastEddie7000 January 1, 2014

pimento wood

Pimento wood is what gives true jerk BBQ its unique flavor. Pimento wood is the only wood that Jamaicans use to jerk chicken. The pimento wood tree gives us pimento berries, also known as allspice, pimento wood for smoking, sticks to make a grill, and leaves to add additional smoky aroma to jerk cooking.

Jerk chicken gets its flavor from pimento wood. The chicken grills on a bed of wet pimento leaves and sticks. The smoking wood infuses the meat, to the bone, with robust flavor. Aromatic with deep citrusy and smoky notes, the wood makes all the difference in the world.

by jerkmaster January 17, 2008

Pimento promise

When you lay your dick across her stomach and shout or otherwise assertively state, "I will find your mouth."

She didn't think I was into her but then I made the pimento promise. She knew I was in.

by Sholomthra April 23, 2021

pimento sexual

A Pimento sexual is someone who gets aroused by pimento (usually specifically pimento cheese).

It wasn't until his late twenties that John realized he was a pimento sexual. He could not control himself in the presence of cheese. Pimento cheese was just so sexy to him, he became aroused just thinking about it.

by Defined Definition April 1, 2017

Poop pimento

Poop pimento, is the poop lodged in the head of your dick after butt fucking someone dirty. In the shit tube.

That sick fucker i slept with last night , left me with a poop pimento, which she offered to suck out.

by Bada bing sfv October 6, 2019

Carolina pimento

1. when a man, while having vaginal intercourse with a woman doggystyle, spits chewing tobacco into her asshole.

Origin: the carolinas; where tobacco is grown and where the banjo was invented

1. You should have seen the look on her face after I gave her the carolina pimento!

by A.Huff December 19, 2009

joel pimentel

a amazing man is joel Pimentel with a beautiful voice like omg and so handsome like I can’t.Hes also In a band named cnco with 4 other members that are also beautiful I stg christopher Velez richard Camacho erick Colon & zabdiel de Jesús joel is also Mexican :).

“Who’s that awesome dude !?” “Uhm that’s joel Pimentel duh !”

by Maya12519 February 16, 2019