Problem Is Between Table And Chair.
Primarily used by troubleshooters to sound professional and knowledgeable while making a joke at the customer's expense. This can horribly backfire if the said customer is not as stupid as he/she sounds and is able to figure out the acronym.
Plitman (noun)- to nonchalantly and skillfully shotgun a Red Bull. Best when executed in conspicuous location or time (i.e. a library, an airport security checkpoint, while having sex)