Skip to main content
The act of engaging in personal warfare without being prepared in any physical way; e.g. being a knight and entering the battlefield without armor or a sword; being a modern soldier and fighting without body armor or a gun.
Beowulf killed Grendel even though he was plint; he knew God would decide the fate of the battle, and it was in his favor.
Plint by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 25, 2003
Related Words
A Plint is basically to be someone as invisible and imaginary to their friends as Clint was to the Russo Brothers in Infinity War.
Noone cares about you, you plint.
Plint by joycesmagic August 24, 2018
an unreasonably useful all-purpose swear, cuss, or generally offensive and negative descriptor. Can function in most word forms. Created and coined by Mark, Alexander, and Nathan in Psychology class.
"Abbey plinted out again! I thought she was gonna get the goods!"
"You plint! What the deuce?"
"Quit plinting around, you mother-plintah!"
Plinting is the horrid feeling where you just can't hold a poo in any longer, it is the extreme of 'touching cloth', where you can literally feel it about to come out and if you don't get to a toilet right away then, be prepared to be classified a PLINTER

Also

Plinted

or as an insult, PLINTER or PLINT
I am plinting

You are a plint

I plinted yesterday at work, I was so close to tagging the floor.
penis lint
The fuzzy residue left on a penis after using a brand new tube sock for masturbatory purposes.
Man, I just got a brand new pair of tube socks. Now I have to go wash off all the plint left behind.
plint by jotthedot March 21, 2008

Mega pint 

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.
Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?
Mega pint by Adont_hither April 24, 2022