A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.
Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!
The sex move named when an old man with saggy nuts, fucks another doggy-style. During the while his nuts swing up between the other's legs and hit them in the jaw, knocking them out cold.
Doctor: I'm not sure how to explain this, but your grandmother passed away. She couldn't return from the coma she was in after your grandfather hit her with his Pendulum-Sledgehammer.
A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the Batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a superhero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the man lying down. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse.
"Dood, theres a black man in a batman suit at the door, did somebody order an alabama sledgehammer?"
"The best thing since cake and sodomy, the alabama sledgehammer"
"You best stop jammerin' before Mister T starts alabama sledgehammerin'!"
When a person is having sex with someone doggy style, you pull out, walk back 15 feet, run, jump and try to make it in. Accomplishment of this particular sex act definitely deserves a high 5 if not more
"Yo man, last night I was fucking my girl and gave her a Norwegian Sledgehammer!"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.