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Please me 

It means make me happy a turm Bruno Mars and Cardi b used in there song PLEASE ME
Please me baby turn around and just tease me baby
Please me by 😂🤦‍♀️ April 20, 2019

Please Please Me 

"One, two, three, FAW!" - Paul McCartney counts in "I Saw Her Standing There" and music would never be the same again.

Please Please Me 

1st album by The Beatles, released in 1963.

--TRACKS--
-SIDE 1-
I Saw Her Standing There
Misery
Anna (Go To Him)
Chains
Boys
Ask Me Why
Please Please Me
-SIDE 2-
Love Me Do
P.S. I Love You
Baby It's You

Do You Want To Know A Secret
A Taste Of Honey
Twist And Shout
"Please please me, oh yeah, like I please you"

please give me coke 

An innocent phrase that got fucked up by some innocent korean girl's accent. She's thirsty either way.
Random korean girl on youtube: please give me coke
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH it sounds like cock

Kill Me Please 

When you are suffering depression and figure that it would be better if you weren't here to experience life, this term is used.
Kill Me Please by HopelessPricl March 18, 2017

please edit me 

Based on a Discord copypasta that starts with "Oh my god please edate me already".
When translating "edate me" to French, you get "éditez-moi", which means "edit me".
Person 1: "Oh my god, please edit me already"
Person 2: "What?"
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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