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To be tied up and someone forcing you to read play/musical
That girl was playped by the man forcing her to read Shakespeare.

Playtex Punch 

bitch slapping someone across the face with a bloody tampon.
"If Billie doesn't shut up, Erin is going to playtex punch her"
Playtex Punch by jenafur10 August 20, 2011
Having been forced to read Shakespeare against one's will. The act of plaype is seen in the 1986 "film," Wired to Kill. The term was coined by internet celebrity Rich Evans of RedLetterMedia on Best of the Worst.
My English teacher kept wanting me to read Act 4 Scene 5 of Hamlet. I told her I didn't want to, but she kept threatening me and didn't even ask for consent. I was playped.
Contrary to the Crib, this is the home of your girlfriend or occasional female encounter
I'm going to the playpen to chill with my *****.
playpen by Funkmaster BM November 5, 2008

Playtext 

N. A text message from someone having PMS (PMT).

V. Playtexting. The act of sending a playtext.
Person 1: "Hey why is your wife sending me all these nasty messages?"
Person 2: "oh, she's playtexting everyone"
Person 1: "Dude, is it that time of the month?"
Person 2: "Yep. Ironic word eh?"
Playtext by 808Curt August 6, 2011