Playpex

A combination of the words "play" and "apex"

It means to play Apex Legends, the hit battle royale game of the century.

John: Hey, want to play some Apex Legends?

Robert: No no, do you want to playpex?

John: I see what you did there.

by HIGHMANofaFAR April 16, 2021

Plaype

Forcing someone to read the works of William Shakespeare.

Becky got playped.

by BlueJayWay1998 January 26, 2018

playped

To be tied up and someone forcing you to read play/musical

That girl was playped by the man forcing her to read Shakespeare.

by Thomas Scott/Rich Evans May 19, 2016

Playtex Punch

bitch slapping someone across the face with a bloody tampon.

"If Billie doesn't shut up, Erin is going to playtex punch her"

by jenafur10 August 20, 2011

Playped

Having been forced to read Shakespeare against one's will. The act of plaype is seen in the 1986 "film," Wired to Kill. The term was coined by internet celebrity Rich Evans of RedLetterMedia on Best of the Worst.

My English teacher kept wanting me to read Act 4 Scene 5 of Hamlet. I told her I didn't want to, but she kept threatening me and didn't even ask for consent. I was playped.

by You Can't Stump the Milo July 18, 2016

playpen

Contrary to the Crib, this is the home of your girlfriend or occasional female encounter

I'm going to the playpen to chill with my *****.

by Funkmaster BM November 5, 2008

Playtext

N. A text message from someone having PMS (PMT).

V. Playtexting. The act of sending a playtext.

Person 1: "Hey why is your wife sending me all these nasty messages?"
Person 2: "oh, she's playtexting everyone"
Person 1: "Dude, is it that time of the month?"
Person 2: "Yep. Ironic word eh?"

by 808Curt August 6, 2011