Playing D 

Engaging in douchbauchery, such as duchesacking, douchebaggery, and generally d-bagging it up.

Yo that dude hunting trim last night at the club was playing D hard.

Ay man those two metro fools over there are playing some serious man-to-man D.

Playing D by jack.brown May 15, 2010

playing the D.J 

A woman masturbating.

"your watching fight club! when i get home i dont want to catch you playing the D.J!"

playing the D.J by jkrych February 5, 2008

Playing Drums 

1. A phrase commonly used in the Bay Area when describing someone who is just not paying attention.

2. It's almost like that spaced out look a drummer makes when they're playing.

3. That look a person makes when they're daydreaming.

This guy is not smart. He's at a green light but he's not driving through the intersection. Dude, he must be playing drums right now.

Playing Drums by Adub408 July 8, 2018

playing dumb 

Acting stupid. Like they ain't know nothing about it.

She acting like a fool. No, she just playing dumb.

playing dumb by Jackes February 16, 2015

out like a fat kid playing dodgeball 

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact

Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

out like a fat kid playing dodgeball by d'godfather April 20, 2003

Role Playing Disorder

An invented syndrome popular on online journaling sites (LiveJournal, Dreamwidth, et al) where the "sufferer" claims to have multiple personalities present in one single body.

Unlike clinical MPD/DID, these personalities are most often take from pop culture: rock stars, anime characters, and movie heroes. Less frequently seen are non-human "personalities" like vampires, dragons, and elves.

Those suffering from RPD will call it "pluralism" or refer to themselves as a "multiple system" - while staunchly insisting they are perfectly sane and rejecting all claims that their condition was invented solely due to desperate need to escape the monotony of their useless lives.

No dude, you have Role Playing Disorder and watched Star Wars a few too many times.

Role Playing Disorder by isthisreallife May 23, 2011

playing doctor

Toddlers explore their own and each others' genitals.

They call this game "playing doctor", probably since at the doctor they've had routine examinations of their private parts.

Adults use the phrase as a "cutesy" way to say "sex".

"Man you look tired!"

"Yeah Robin and I were up all night playing doctor."

playing doctor by Mister Literal June 7, 2004