Platyduck 

An aquatic creature that looks awfully like a platypus but sadly turns out to just be a duck.

It's a duck! It's a platypus! Bugger it's just a Platyduck

Platyduck by Tommy159 June 5, 2018

platefuck 

Plate fuck is most used when you are losing an arguement or the person is too thick to understand they are wrong or in other meaning which means you are so angry you wanna fuck thier face untill its flat as a plate.

"Stfu your wrong ya platefuck"

"Mate ill platefuck your mum"

"Sodd off platefuck"

platefuck by The wise tgc member April 1, 2017

PlaySucktion2 

an un-funny pun created by PlayStation 2 haters.

"I'd much rather have an X-Box over a GayCube or PlaySucktion2!" ~ fanboy

PlaySucktion2 by Eddy October 18, 2003

puttyduck 

A vagina.

Quit scratching your puttyduck!

puttyduck by artsyfarsty0915 July 16, 2017

Platuck 

The act of fucking, but it’s completely platonic

Guy 1: “Yo I hung out with my fwb the other day”
Guy 2: “Nice dude, did you platuck?”

Platuck by sowoto July 31, 2022

Platycock 

A male platypus

The platypus and the "platycock" mate to produce a puggel.

Platycock by Shifty 88 August 29, 2022