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plankfuck 

Sex where, usually the partner on top, is in a plank position. The bottom partner can be in any position underneath and any hole or area can be being penetrated: mouth, anus, vagina, breasts. The key is that this action also doubles as an intentional intensive core and ab workout for one or both partners.
Damn, my abs are looking ripped after all that plankfucking last night. I’m skipping my core workout at the gym today!
plankfuck by Sheilalee July 17, 2018

Plotfuck 

1)When the plot of a movie is completely and utterly ruined by a god awful director. Usually based on a good book which is totally murdered.

2)When a secret scheme to get something (usually illegal) is ruined by one or more idiots.

3)When a small area of land is ruined by a gardener who is trying to be self sufficient because its fashionable, but screws up instead. Or they are just a bad gardener.
1)'Dude I watched Angels & Demons over the weekend!'
'Oh man, thats 146 minutes of your life you'll never get back! It was such a plotfuck!'

2)'I was plotting to get revenge on my brother by putting his hand in warm water. He found out before I did it and I got grounded. It was such a plotfuck!'

3)'I read about self sufficiency in a hip magazine but I plotfucked and now I just use it as a dump. Its great!'
Plotfuck by h-sizzler August 30, 2010

planefucker 

One who fucks planes/obsesses about planes
Mike stop being a planefucker
planefucker by TimmothyMcBumbsquat November 14, 2018

Platyduck 

An aquatic creature that looks awfully like a platypus but sadly turns out to just be a duck.
It's a duck! It's a platypus! Bugger it's just a Platyduck
Platyduck by Tommy159 June 5, 2018
A nickname for someone named Patrick who is damaged and hangs around you and your friends, even though you don't want him there and he should know that.
Person 1: "Patfuck's coming"

Person 2: "Shit"
Patfuck by Mrs [Your Last Name] March 18, 2013

Prattfuck 

Someone who insists on dressing in hockey attire whilst taking part in sexual activities of any kind.
Stupid Prattfuck
Prattfuck by Dave I December 24, 2003
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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