Platycock

A male platypus

The platypus and the "platycock" mate to produce a puggel.

by Shifty 88 August 29, 2022

Platyduck

An aquatic creature that looks awfully like a platypus but sadly turns out to just be a duck.

It's a duck! It's a platypus! Bugger it's just a Platyduck

by Tommy159 June 5, 2018

Platypoctopus

A mix between a platypus and an octopus. Nobody knows, nor cares how this abomination was created. It has the head of a platypus, and the body of an octopus (tentacles).

Guy1: Hey Guy2! Look what I found! A platypoctopus!
Guy2: Thats a dildo.

by Stapleized June 2, 2022

palycock

the act of sexualy FUCKING yourself with a screwdriver

justin was palycocking last night, what a freak

by the big D July 23, 2004

Platycorn

A Platycorn is a mythical creature with the lips of an obese platypus, the horn of a unicorn, and the body of a retarded goat. The Platycorn made its first appearance during an incredibly dirty game of drunken Pictionary.

Ivan tried to draw a goat, but he's an alcoholic who sucks at art, so instead he drew a Platycorn.

by Platycornicopius March 29, 2016

PLATYPOCRYPHAL

Something that is apocryphal - "of dubious veracity or authenticity" - like a platypus, but then also like the platypus, turns out actually to be real, but super weird.

The rumors that Mitch's girlfriend was one of a set of conjoined triplets turned out to be platypocryphal -- unbelievable, but true.

by Heather454 July 12, 2017

Partycock

I former heavy metal drummer with a large penis who speaks French when drunk on jack Daniels. Also known as George

I can't believe Partycock showed up to your kids birthday party !

by Partycock June 3, 2018