puttyduck
A vagina.
Quit scratching your puttyduck!
puttyduck by artsyfarsty0915 July 16, 2017
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puttcuck
A disenfranchised, underperforming, 20-something to middle-aged white male finding acceptance in golf clubs with similar men. This beta male feels emasculated in the work place especially in the presence of successful females. Wearing golf apparel with garish belts and backward hats is his uniform for all occasions. Interests include: other people's wealth, bourbon collecting, crypto trading, self aggrandizing posts, and living beyond their means all while having an unhealthy addiction to sports betting.
Kolton is such a puttcuck… he’s never prepared for client meetings and wears golf attire like it’s formal wear.
puttcuck by Jason Edward Reasaround, Esq October 25, 2023
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puttyduck • puttymucker • Puttcuck • Platyduck • puppyduck • puttypack • Petty fuck • pitty fuck • punky duck • Putt-Fucking
punkyduck
A term for S&M lesbians who like nothing more than to be bonded and whipped raw with leather lashes.
punkyduck by Trixie Miss December 22, 2008
puttymucker
putty plyable goo
mucker derived from muckrake expose misconduct in public life.
refers to the contortions a smarmy political candidates face goes through while stealing thunderously good ideas from others.
mucker derived from muckrake expose misconduct in public life.
refers to the contortions a smarmy political candidates face goes through while stealing thunderously good ideas from others.
puttymucker by Bnav February 20, 2009
puttymucker
Describes the contortions a smarmy political candidates face goes through while wallowing in mud and filth stealing thunderously good ideas from others.
puttymucker by Mnkeymon October 29, 2008
Puttcuck
A disenfranchised, underperforming, 20-something to middle-aged white male finding acceptance in golf clubs with similar men. This beta male feels emasculated in his work place especially in the presence of successful females. Wearing golf apparel with garish belts and backward hats is his uniform for all occasions. Interests include: other people's wealth, bourbon collecting, and crypto trading all while having unhealthy addiction to sports betting.
Kolton is such a puttcuck… he’s never prepared for client meetings and wears golf attire like it’s formal wear.
Puttcuck by Jason Edward Reasaround, Esq October 22, 2023
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