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pantologist 

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.
My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.
pantologist by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018

Pantiologist 

the Study of panties
Mr Smith is a Pantiologist
Pantiologist by Anonymous September 6, 2003

poontologist 

a specialist who uses his cock, finger, tongue or what ever it takes to treat the poon.
My girlfriend told me i should see a good poontologist to treat my overly wet pussy.
poontologist by Jim and Tom September 25, 2006

Plakologist 

Origin: Greek / a.k.a. "O Plakatzis"
Meaning: The precise art of laying tiles.

Can be found in the Yellow Pages under "O Kostas"
"Pare ton Plakatzi tilefono na'rthei na mas ftiaksei ta plakakia stin kouzina"
Plakologist by Da Chris November 21, 2004

Palintologist 

The study of how the Sarah Palin works and acts in real society while it is clearly not in a fully functional state of mind.
"I cant belive after all the studying we did as palintologists, and she was still picked for VP."
Palintologist by Nimn March 17, 2009

palintologist 

A fan of monty python and the works of Michael Palin so furious in their fanaticism that they do little else but quote the programmes and travel to places where Mr. Palin has visited.
"where is steve?"
"ahh he's gone to tibet, the silly twat, you know he's a proper palintologist, he spent six months in a utopian future after he saw brazil"
palintologist by steve anuscake November 17, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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