poontologist

a specialist who uses his cock, finger, tongue or what ever it takes to treat the poon.

My girlfriend told me i should see a good poontologist to treat my overly wet pussy.

by Jim and Tom September 25, 2006

pantologist

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.

My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.

by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018

Plantologist

A person who thinks the study of plants is called plantology.

Ethen is a hella good plantologist.

by Yole July 14, 2016

Proctologist

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.

i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.

by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 22, 2003

Pornologist

One who has seen all features on an adult network, and has memorized the comercials

Joe is school as a pornologist from DirecTV's hacked service

by Dirk D D October 29, 2003

Pornologist

A person who not only possesses and watches porn, but lives his/her life style with all unpure thoughts.

I slept with three gay interracial midget porn Dvd's, my
blow up doll "Marge", and a sheep today, said the Pornologist.

by Baba Booey September 1, 2006

poopologist

Chelsea, one who studies the where-abouts of poop, one who studies where poop comes from, one who studies where poop goes after you flush, One who studies how poop is made.

A poopologist studies your poop.

by Whorehey January 24, 2007