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poontologist 

a specialist who uses his cock, finger, tongue or what ever it takes to treat the poon.
My girlfriend told me i should see a good poontologist to treat my overly wet pussy.
poontologist by Jim and Tom September 25, 2006
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pantologist 

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.
My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.
pantologist by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018

Plantologist 

A person who thinks the study of plants is called plantology.
Ethen is a hella good plantologist.
Plantologist by Yole July 14, 2016

Proctologist 

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.
i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.

Pornologist 

One who has seen all features on an adult network, and has memorized the comercials
Joe is school as a pornologist from DirecTV's hacked service
Pornologist by Dirk D D October 29, 2003

Pornologist 

A person who not only possesses and watches porn, but lives his/her life style with all unpure thoughts.
I slept with three gay interracial midget porn Dvd's, my
blow up doll "Marge", and a sheep today, said the Pornologist.
Pornologist by Baba Booey September 1, 2006

poopologist

Chelsea, one who studies the where-abouts of poop, one who studies where poop comes from, one who studies where poop goes after you flush, One who studies how poop is made.
A poopologist studies your poop.
poopologist by Whorehey January 24, 2007
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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