Pizza pus 

Relating to both males and females, to say someone is or has a Pizza Pus is someone who has super bad acne. This is so severe and nasty that it makes their face resemble a pizza.

Pus in this case means face, see pus/puss and also pus/puss that would come from spots/zits. The sheer amount of lumpy puss filled spots/zits look like cheese, the redness of the skin resembles tomato.

Especially bad cases may be topped with pepperoni. This will be like a large scab or perhaps mutated spot!

He had a total pizza pus, he needed help as he was getting no lady love.

Pizza pus by papastilto October 26, 2008

pizza pussy

Female genitalia that is covered in large area with either acne, herpes, scavies, psorisus or other know skin-affected ailmets.

"I have to fuck my wife with the lights out because Susan is covered in pimples. Why, she even suffers from pizza pussy, it's so bad!!"

Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."

"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"

pizza pussy by Sarah the Amazing Pizza Pussy August 2, 2007

Pizza Pussy

When a girl freshly shaves her pussy and it has razor burn. damn

"Damn bro did you fuck Clarissa?" "Hell yeah man, she had hella Pizza Pussy doe" "That do be kinda nasty doe"

Pizza Pussy by TheSamster February 12, 2020

pizza pocket pussy 

Put Marinara sauce on your fingers with a bit of shredded cheese, and finger your girl. Then, once you've spread it around, eat her out and enjoy your Pizza Pocket pussy :)

Dude: Yo I had a tasty pizza pocket pussy the other night
Other Side: Yo that's sick bro

pizza pocket pussy by CheeseWhiz_101 February 20, 2019

pizza dough puss 

Its when the puss puss is very soft like pizza dough.

She had one of those pizza dough puss

pizza dough puss by Andreypersson January 25, 2017

Pussy Pizza 

A Pussy Pizza is the term used to describe a type of pizza eaten by weak people, for example, vegans and frail children. These varieties of pizza include, but are not limited to: flatbread pizzas, pitta pizzas, gluten free pizzas etc...

Stuart thought he was being both healthy and clever when he ordered a flatbread artisan pizza.

Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.

outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.

Pussy Pizza by Tyamm January 13, 2017

push for pizza 

The easiest way to order pizza ever.

Dude, push for pizza.

push for pizza by The Pizza Whisperer February 26, 2015