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cum-on-a-pizza 

cum-on-a-pizza is a masturbation game that guys play, similar to cum-on-a cookie, except all the guys jack off on a large pepperoni pizza and the last dude to have a cumgasm, has to eat the cummiest piece of pizza -- and the guys keep doing that until the pizza is gone.
We played cum-on-a-pizza and I kept losing, so I had to eat a lot of cummy pizza -- yum!
cum-on-a-pizza by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

national cum in a pizza day 

national cum in a pizza day is on September 22, or on September 11, depending on my mood.
*this definition is not related to National cum on a pizza day*
guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars

guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”

Cumbubble Pizza Rager 

A party where you and your bros blow cumbubbles out each others asses and eat fresh smegma topping pizza while circle jerking in a game of twister.
Dude that cumbubble pizza rager at chad's was off the hook.