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pittsburgh hot 

An average looking girl who, when in Pittsburgh, is one of the best looking girls in the room.
Even with that wack face, she's Pittsburgh Hot.
pittsburgh hot by Ron McKeesport September 25, 2005

Pittsburgh Hot Plate 

Only one of the finest examples of sexual progressiveness since the classic "Dirty Sanchez", the Pittsburgh Hot Plate is the act when one partner (usually the male partner but females are encouraged) drops a duece (a turd, a poop, a number two) on a glass coffee table, while the other partner observes from below the table. This act can be enhanced if the male partner then ejaculates into the fecal matter, thereby increasing the "warmth". Sometimes referred to as the Pittsurgh Platter or Glass Bottom Boat
Not even Sharon Stone would be up for the Pittsburgh Hot Plate. You have to get someone like Linda Lovelace for that shit!

Pittsburgh Hot Pocket 

A local delicacy prepared by hand, the Pittsburgh Hot Pocket is composed of fresh feces wrapped in a pierogi. It can be fed to any unsuspecting partner, and upon the partner's realization that feces is in fact inside the pierogi, a urine-filled Iron City Beer bottle is smashed across the back of the partner's neck. This will stun the partner, giving the individual ample time to spit on the partner's face and remark, "Go Stillers!"
Johny gave me a Pittsburgh Hot Pocket earlier this morning, so I'm not that hungry right now.

pittsburgh hottie 

a girl who is a mega hottie that likes pittsburgh
pittsburgh hottie by vballbaby September 28, 2006