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Pitchness

The act of giving as much love humanly possible at one given time.
1. I love you!=Pitchness!
2. I will do anything for you!= Pitchness!
by Creeperz17 May 30, 2010
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High Pitchness

When you have a friend named grace that matured faster than u and is older but her voice is higher pitch.
Grace has a lot of high pitchness in her voice
by kanyewestscousin December 31, 2019
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Bitchness

1. The act of showing extra tenderness towards a subject that is not that serious. 2. Ranting and raving about something when it should just be forgotten. 3. Allowing what others think do or feel to control what you think do or feel. 4. Being super sensitive when things don't go your way. 5. Starting things and not being able to handle it when it doesn't flow your way.
Bitchness is taking over the room!
by BoTipFiaJelz January 25, 2011
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Pitchenese

A group of cousins that look very similar to eachother. A pitchenese may or may not wear glasses and usually over uses ps3 or xbox consoles. A lot of girls fall for them not realizing they can be complete jerks at times.

They are very 'SOFT' people.
Usually seen with shaggy hair, tall and skinny.

Pitchenese's may occasionally utter the words stah, halo, neenaga, WAH, ever sick, or bacon.
"damn those pitchenese boys"

" A wild Pitchenese has appeared!!!"
by Bob and Dora February 17, 2013
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Pitchers Mound

Like third or fourth base, Pitchers Mound is a status regarding sexual activity. It is not in direct relation to the other bases of a couples sexual interaction, rather an independent stage of physical play.
It is the act of punching your partners crotch area (Usually with surprise). You continuously punch the others genitalia -- as if with each strike of contact (from fist to delicate reproductive tissue) you receive an extra point. Sure -- they may resist, and at the same time try to punch yours, but unlike hitting a "home-run" (resulting with both partners taking out a great deal of pleasure) there is only one winner within each session.
The difference between reaching Pitchers Mound and ferociously hitting the human-juice out of your mate's reproductive organ is that it is fun and safe. I tend to yell "Pitcher's Mound!" while I enact a harsh blow to my girlfriend's vagina. Only a Chad would injure another's crotch area without warning or playful desire.
Kyle: "Emma, what do you want to do? We have already passionately accomplished the four bases a hundred times."

Emma: "Well, we haven't done Pitchers Mound yet."

Kyle: "Pitcher's Mound!" (Kyle strikes Emma's Vajayjay with a Mexican undercut, the dirtiest of all the undercuts)

Emma: "Fuck! My Vajayjay is bleeding. I guess you win Kyle."
"P.S You're Hawt."

Kyle: "Because I won like a boss, I am going to incorporate this event in my definition on Urban dictionary."
by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015
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Penny pitchers

One night a week or month when the bars (usually in college towns) charge a cover and then let patrons drink all the cheap beer they can. You have to get there early to get a pitcher or you're out of luck, they go fast.
"Hey are you going to Dill tonight?"
"Nah, I'm kinda broke, I'm headin to the Madhatter for penny pitchers!"

"Hey, I heard you coming in at 5am through the window, did you puke in the microwave...!?"
"Ohh maybe...I dunno..I went to penny pitchers..."
by lono1807 June 3, 2009
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Pitchers Mound

When having sex from behind. Pull out and nut in your hand then wined up like a pitcher and throw it in her face. Immediately following yell "Strike!!! Your Out!"
I was with your mom last night and I finished with a pitchers mound.
by Booya(You know it!) December 29, 2010
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