A group of cousins that look very similar to eachother. A pitchenese may or may not wear glasses and usually over uses ps3 or xbox consoles. A lot of girls fall for them not realizing they can be complete jerks at times.

They are very 'SOFT' people.
Usually seen with shaggy hair, tall and skinny.

Pitchenese's may occasionally utter the words stah, halo, neenaga, WAH, ever sick, or bacon.
"damn those pitchenese boys"

" A wild Pitchenese has appeared!!!"
by Bob and Dora February 18, 2013
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