Pimp: My bottom bitch is actin up again, and my bitchslaps just don't do it anymore.
Dealer: You should do pitch slaps instead, They get the job done.
Dealer: You should do pitch slaps instead, They get the job done.
by lonelybillionaire July 12, 2010
When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.
My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.
by Joeshepherdmba September 26, 2017
The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.
Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
by A.I.R July 15, 2016
When public radio and TV announcers get particularly irritated with a lack of donations. originally coined by Click and Clack, March 2007, on NPR's CarTalk.
In the final minutes of the fund drive, the radio announcer pitch slapped the audience for a lack of donations.
by mandy-louise April 1, 2007
"Choir practice today was horrid! The director pitch-slapped some soprano because she went flat. "
"I'm about to pitch-slap Amber. She just cannot sing like Beyoncé, no matter how much she thinks she can!"
"I'm about to pitch-slap Amber. She just cannot sing like Beyoncé, no matter how much she thinks she can!"
by Amanuensis May 11, 2015
by Tongue Wiggle Man April 1, 2009
by fuban June 15, 2015