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pussy potato chips 

When you get a girl really really wet, and then rub your face all in it for a long time, coating your face with juice. Then get a hairdryer and blowdry your face. Then peel the coating off in tiny sections and put them in a ziplock back and poor salt in the bag. Makes for good snacks, during the superbowl, daytona 500, or any other sporting event.
Hey Bro, do you have a bag of clarissa's pussy potato chips? I could really use some pussy chips about now...

potato pussy

To have a very loose pussy and is so fat it looks like a potato
"did you see her pussy she's such a thot she has a potato pussy now."
potato pussy by opiumftw June 14, 2015

potatoe pussy

The unexplainable bulge in the front crouch of over weight women. Front Bum.
Ugh, that fat chick is wearing sweat pants and her potatoe pussy is hanging over her thighs. I think I am going to be ill.
potatoe pussy by giorgio M April 30, 2005

Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker 

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.
Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.

Potato Pussy

the form 4 people make when doing it:

2 people on top kissing
2 people on bottom licking whatever is between the legs of of the 2 on top
"the losing team (volleyball) has to be the bottom part of the potato pussy"
Potato Pussy by fishboyultra June 9, 2008

mashed potato pussy 

When a white girl shaves her pussy and there is still blank ingrown hairs.