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Pissum

Related to the adjective "possin." Pissum is an insult, used on pretty much anyone, but its meaning is 'whores that piss on the streets for fun.'
"Joey is literally a pissum. Do you see what he does at night?"

"Damn all these pissums at this party!"

"Winry, I've gotta divorce you. You're just such a pissum."
by Hieissohot November 19, 2021
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Pissum

When you piss from fear and cum from pleasure at the same time
“This big black dude grabbed me next and made me pissum!”
by Zztopmf April 4, 2025
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Snow Possum

Originated from the Basketball American community as an attempt to insult the European Americans.
We wuz kangz: Snow possum fuk outta here (real tawk)
European American: ooga booga
by GibsDat February 9, 2022
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Possum's Tangle

A sticky, problematic situation where the outcome is unknown and could lead to unforeseen consequences. A slang definition of a dilemma.
"I was trying to drive down the interstate but the traffic was terrible, then I heard there was a possum's tangle a few miles out."

"Everything was going alright that night at the party, but then when the cops showed up, we were in a real possum's tangle."

"Sorry I'm late, but I got myself into a real possum's tangle on the way here"
by dumpsterdiver8 November 19, 2010
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patter possum

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson and the Patterson brothers . Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.
Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead ?? Nah, it’s a Patter Possum he’s fucked up though.
by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018
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roof possum

Domestic electrician. One that sticks solely to domestic work and lives in the roofs of homes, fearful of other types of work in the trade such as commercial or industrial.
Johnno couldn't work on that 3 phase pump, he's just a roof possum!
by Goat Standard 3000:2018 June 26, 2018
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Pissmas

A drunken family event, held on Christmas Day, where otherwise respectable people begin drinking at around 9am

Pissmas tends to involve inappropriate nudity, old feuds being rejoined, and feelings being hurt. Fortunately, nobody ever recalls any of it on Boxing Day
"it's 10am and I'm already drunk"
"Merry Pissmas! Time to open presents!"
by schhhh April 3, 2016
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