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picture-in-pissture 

When the “picture in picture” capability of videos only works randomly, regardless of if it can actually do it.
This picture-in-pissture stuff is really bad. YouTube charges for this shit?

pisstures 

basically 'pisstures'are photos of you and your friends in which you are pissed(drunk,hammered etc).
'hey, can you send me those pisstures of yesterdays party?'

'Did anyone take any pisstures last night?'
pisstures by EM C HAMMER. March 7, 2009

pissturbate 

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.
I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.
pissturbate by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

Pissturbation 

To be masturbating, and then have to piss while doing so.
Nintenjoe was so drunk after the 3 beers he drank, that he pissturbated.
Pissturbation by ICB4LIFE January 25, 2005
When you try to type in posture to lecture your friend Paige about it but for some wack reason it turns into pisture
Lies you’d poop with bad pisture
pisture by Hi_i_likechocolate May 31, 2019

pisstress 

1. extreme urinary urgency and fear of possible incontinence.
2. anxiety re to: urinary drug screening
I felt brief pisstress, when I realized the bathroom door lock was jammed.
pisstress by sageAvice October 4, 2011
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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