Pissture

The posture one assumes when urinating.

She assumed an unusual pissture when she stood on the seat of the disgusting outhouse.

by Fuzzylogix August 15, 2019

picture-in-pissture

When the “picture in picture” capability of videos only works randomly, regardless of if it can actually do it.

This picture-in-pissture stuff is really bad. YouTube charges for this shit?

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

pisstures

basically 'pisstures'are photos of you and your friends in which you are pissed(drunk,hammered etc).

'hey, can you send me those pisstures of yesterdays party?'

'Did anyone take any pisstures last night?'

by EM C HAMMER. March 7, 2009

pissturbate

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.

I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.

by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

Pissturbation

To be masturbating, and then have to piss while doing so.

Nintenjoe was so drunk after the 3 beers he drank, that he pissturbated.

by ICB4LIFE January 25, 2005

pisture

When you try to type in posture to lecture your friend Paige about it but for some wack reason it turns into pisture

Lies you’d poop with bad pisture

by Hi_i_likechocolate May 31, 2019

pisstress

1. extreme urinary urgency and fear of possible incontinence.
2. anxiety re to: urinary drug screening

I felt brief pisstress, when I realized the bathroom door lock was jammed.

by sageAvice October 4, 2011