Pisslap 

It is the act of making circles around the inside of the toilet bowl with your piss without touching the water nor the toilet seat.

Papskorms: I did 12 pisslaps today
arkko: pisslaps?
Papskorms: you havent heard of those
arkko: ??

Pisslap by papcorn July 19, 2024

pissappear 

When you are out with someone and they go to the bathroom and skip out on you.

Dude, where is Steve? Last time I saw him he was headed to the bathroom. I bet he pissappeared, he wasn't feelin' this joint.

pissappear by jfitz77 December 14, 2014

pisshap 

A mishap generally involving the mass consumption of alcohol and a misdirection of urine to an area other than the toilet. This usually occurs as the result of an alcoholic stupor.

Can also apply to any other misadventure in some way linked to piss.

Man, Mark was so wasted at his birthday party last weekend that he woke up in the middle of the night and peed all over his computer. It was quite the pisshap.

pisshap by bandit bob August 10, 2009

pisstapated 

When you are having trouble urinating.

God I wish I could pee but I'm pisstapated

pisstapated by All4won December 29, 2016

pissflap

The lips of a woman's vagina. Not just any lips...the ones that are GREAT big like a turkey gobbler.

DAAAMMMNNN...look at the pissflaps on your mom. She could hang christmas ornaments on them things.

pissflap by Mooncricket June 18, 2003

pissappointed 

A combination of being pissed off AND disappointed.

He was pissappointed when his son failed a class.

pissappointed by DJ Lars January 9, 2009

Pissflap pancake 

A term used to describe the labia of a woman which has endured many years of wide and varied activities.

There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children,
Her pissflap pancakes would drag along behind her.

Pissflap pancake by GregorTMS August 6, 2008