pisses me
pisses me by stephaynee March 11, 2014
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That shit pisses me off
I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.
Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."
That shit pisses me off by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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pisses me • That shit pisses me off • "pissed" membrane • pisces men • Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA) • If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed • United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden • I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey • Pisses in the shower • Pisses my jorts
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed
a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.
Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild
Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !
based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."
Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild
Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !
based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed by smohr March 3, 2011
pisces men
the biggest red flag you'll ever meet. they're the best at victimizing themselves and gaslighting you to the point where it'll leave you feeling so hurt. if you ever date one of these, i wish you the best of luck.
kyle seems like such a great guy, he's cute too!
i agree, but he's a pisces man. yk how pisces men are. if you ever date him, watch out.
i agree, but he's a pisces man. yk how pisces men are. if you ever date him, watch out.
pisces men by liyah317 September 12, 2021
"pissed" membrane
"pissed" - PIST membrane (noun)
Acronym for Polyethylene Induction-Sealed Tamper membrane. The peel-off freshness seal found under the caps of milk, juice, and other food containers. Most commonly referred to as a "pissed" membrane after it has been left on the countertop, stuck to a sink, adhered to someone's hand, or otherwise not thrown away immediately, causing disproportionate household irritation.
Acronym for Polyethylene Induction-Sealed Tamper membrane. The peel-off freshness seal found under the caps of milk, juice, and other food containers. Most commonly referred to as a "pissed" membrane after it has been left on the countertop, stuck to a sink, adhered to someone's hand, or otherwise not thrown away immediately, causing disproportionate household irritation.
"pissed" membrane by Moxie2026 July 12, 2026
Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)
Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA) by MPPA June 15, 2024
United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden
United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden
United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden
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