Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.

Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

The Struggle Pisser by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008

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Pool pisser

A 30 something YMCA male who dives into the unoccupied kiddie pool and proceeds to urinate through his under armour shorts while staring at the life guard.

That ex football player amounted to nothing in life but a god damn pool pisser.

Pool pisser by Bdevil5 December 14, 2010

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smash pissers

to smash pissers means to have sex.

hey, do you wanna go smash pissers?

smash pissers by i love boobs February 6, 2007

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pisstery

Unexplained urine spots commonly found on bedding, floors or other areas.

When I went into the kitchen this morning I found a big puddle of piss. It's a pisstery!

pisstery by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009

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