Pissbidet 

The act of using one's own stream of urine, usually while standing or squatting in a shower, to aimfully spray and cleanse one’s own anus, typically as a makeshift alternative to a bidet or toilet paper.

"Ran out of bog roll, so I had to go full pissbidet in the toilet."

Pissbidet by OisínsLeftTestical July 16, 2025

Piss Bidet 

A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.

I just went to unpack the luggage and got a piss bidet for my efforts.

Piss Bidet by DanDut May 30, 2008

Pisswidget 

Pisswidget, Noun; an annoying little fucktard

a probably misspelled form of another word to the same meaning

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: No

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: No

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: NO

Child: Are you sure?

Father: Yes

Child: Are we..

Father: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LITTLE PISSWIDGET I'M TRYING TO DRIVE

Pisswidget by DsJkw October 8, 2010

pissfidget 

Often referred to as the pee pee dance, it is usually most evident when someone is trying to suppress the urge to go long after the initial onset of bladder pangs.

Man, that was a long line to the bathroom! I was doing the pissfidget so bad it looked like I was doing an imitation of Michael J Fox!

pissfidget by rev. ray April 14, 2011

pisstide 

The effect in any Men's Bathroom that happens in front of each toilet, especially in public restrooms, bars, or sporting events. Once one drop of urine hits the floor in front of a toilet, each individual that uses that toilet stands further back, thus adding more urine to the tide. Eventually the tide comes in further and further that each and every individual male stands so far from the toilet as to avoid getting the pisstide on their shoes, pants, etc., that it is socially acceptable for the last 3 to 4 seconds of their urination to land nowhere near the urinal and blatantly on the floor/pisstide area.

We got to the bar about 9pm last night, and the bathroom was spotless. Then the pisstide started coming in about 11pm. I had to take a deuce near midnight, but no way was I getting sucked in by the pisstide. I'm not going home all wet.

pisstide by jjstang May 19, 2009

Pissidate 

To piss and intimidate someone at the same time.

My brother knows how to pissidate people by calling them vulgar names.

Pissidate by Key_Bearer February 23, 2011

pissidity 

The art of being PISSED, the highest level of being PISSED

i wasnt just pissed at ray ray..i was at the highest level of pissidity possible

pissidity by AMadBlackWoman April 10, 2009