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pissfidget 

Often referred to as the pee pee dance, it is usually most evident when someone is trying to suppress the urge to go long after the initial onset of bladder pangs.
Man, that was a long line to the bathroom! I was doing the pissfidget so bad it looked like I was doing an imitation of Michael J Fox!
pissfidget by rev. ray April 14, 2011
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Pisswidget 

Pisswidget, Noun; an annoying little fucktard

a probably misspelled form of another word to the same meaning
Child: Are we there yet?

Father: No

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: No

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: NO

Child: Are you sure?

Father: Yes

Child: Are we..

Father: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LITTLE PISSWIDGET I'M TRYING TO DRIVE
Pisswidget by DsJkw October 8, 2010

piswidget 

Shirley is a stupid piswidget.
piswidget by KraiZ October 23, 2004

pissfinger 

An unsavoury person, one who particularly does not rinse after a toilet visit, often seen to wipe his fingers on his trousers when returning to the bar.
"He's a right pissfinger, never heard of soap."
pissfinger by van der wal April 22, 2010

pissmidget

1. One who pisses on midgets.
2. A midget whom is pissed on.
3. A random, crackpot idea of a term to call people in UT.
DaSniper: wassup pissmidget!?
No_Nuts: lollerz
pissmidget by DaSniper September 1, 2007

Pissfingering

I.E. - "MY URETHRA LOOKED LIKE A BLOWN OUT CANOLLI, AFTER SHE GAVE ME A HELL'A PISSFINGERING ."

pissgadget

among us sex
person1: “omg do you know pissgadget?”
person2: “no hoe
person1: “oh”
pissgadget by amonguswomah August 16, 2021