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pissfidget 

Often referred to as the pee pee dance, it is usually most evident when someone is trying to suppress the urge to go long after the initial onset of bladder pangs.
Man, that was a long line to the bathroom! I was doing the pissfidget so bad it looked like I was doing an imitation of Michael J Fox!
pissfidget by rev. ray April 14, 2011
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Pisswidget 

Pisswidget, Noun; an annoying little fucktard

a probably misspelled form of another word to the same meaning
Child: Are we there yet?

Father: No

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: No

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: NO

Child: Are you sure?

Father: Yes

Child: Are we..

Father: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LITTLE PISSWIDGET I'M TRYING TO DRIVE
Pisswidget by DsJkw October 8, 2010

piswidget 

(n) a seriously annoying person
Shirley is a stupid piswidget.
piswidget by KraiZ October 23, 2004

pissfinger 

An unsavoury person, one who particularly does not rinse after a toilet visit, often seen to wipe his fingers on his trousers when returning to the bar.
"He's a right pissfinger, never heard of soap."
pissfinger by van der wal April 22, 2010

pissmidget

1. One who pisses on midgets.
2. A midget whom is pissed on.
3. A random, crackpot idea of a term to call people in UT.
DaSniper: wassup pissmidget!?
No_Nuts: lollerz
pissmidget by DaSniper September 1, 2007

Pissfingering

I.E. - "MY URETHRA LOOKED LIKE A BLOWN OUT CANOLLI, AFTER SHE GAVE ME A HELL'A PISSFINGERING ."

pissgadget

among us sex
person1: “omg do you know pissgadget?”
person2: “no hoe
person1: “oh”
pissgadget by amonguswomah August 16, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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