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pisstide 

The effect in any Men's Bathroom that happens in front of each toilet, especially in public restrooms, bars, or sporting events. Once one drop of urine hits the floor in front of a toilet, each individual that uses that toilet stands further back, thus adding more urine to the tide. Eventually the tide comes in further and further that each and every individual male stands so far from the toilet as to avoid getting the pisstide on their shoes, pants, etc., that it is socially acceptable for the last 3 to 4 seconds of their urination to land nowhere near the urinal and blatantly on the floor/pisstide area.
We got to the bar about 9pm last night, and the bathroom was spotless. Then the pisstide started coming in about 11pm. I had to take a deuce near midnight, but no way was I getting sucked in by the pisstide. I'm not going home all wet.
pisstide by jjstang May 19, 2009
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Pisstier 

To describe some people that play call of duty, that aren’t good at the game.
For example: “O4 is a pisstier.”
Pisstier by Ant Black March 1, 2020

pisstiest 

Abigail is pisstiest!!
pisstiest by piss_head May 2, 2005

pisstiester

Even more pissed than the pisstiest in the gang
kelly was pisstiester than abby
pisstiester by piss_head May 2, 2005
Variant of the word Pissta. A smaller portion of carb based food to line the stomach before a night of heavy drinking. A pisstie usually contains a very small amount of meat filling and is largely pastry. Generally purchased in small convenience stores on the way to a bar. In the UK this is sometimes referred to as a Cornish Pisstie
Hang on! They're still open. I'm going to get a Pisstie
PISSTIE by Paulos Robbo September 14, 2011

pisstivetive 

To the maximum of being disappointed, upset, angry, mad, pissoff.
When I discovered my best friend stole my money , It upset me to the highest of pisstivetive.
pisstivetive by Calbshow June 4, 2018

Pisstine Chapel 

The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’
I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.

There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?