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pisstide 

The effect in any Men's Bathroom that happens in front of each toilet, especially in public restrooms, bars, or sporting events. Once one drop of urine hits the floor in front of a toilet, each individual that uses that toilet stands further back, thus adding more urine to the tide. Eventually the tide comes in further and further that each and every individual male stands so far from the toilet as to avoid getting the pisstide on their shoes, pants, etc., that it is socially acceptable for the last 3 to 4 seconds of their urination to land nowhere near the urinal and blatantly on the floor/pisstide area.
We got to the bar about 9pm last night, and the bathroom was spotless. Then the pisstide started coming in about 11pm. I had to take a deuce near midnight, but no way was I getting sucked in by the pisstide. I'm not going home all wet.
pisstide by jjstang May 19, 2009
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Pisstier 

To describe some people that play call of duty, that aren’t good at the game.
For example: “O4 is a pisstier.”
Pisstier by Ant Black March 1, 2020

pisstiest 

The most drunk person in the gang
Abigail is pisstiest!!
pisstiest by piss_head May 2, 2005

pisstiester

Even more pissed than the pisstiest in the gang
kelly was pisstiester than abby
pisstiester by piss_head May 2, 2005
Variant of the word Pissta. A smaller portion of carb based food to line the stomach before a night of heavy drinking. A pisstie usually contains a very small amount of meat filling and is largely pastry. Generally purchased in small convenience stores on the way to a bar. In the UK this is sometimes referred to as a Cornish Pisstie
Hang on! They're still open. I'm going to get a Pisstie
PISSTIE by Paulos Robbo September 14, 2011

pisstivetive 

To the maximum of being disappointed, upset, angry, mad, pissoff.
When I discovered my best friend stole my money , It upset me to the highest of pisstivetive.
pisstivetive by Calbshow June 4, 2018

Pisstine Chapel 

The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’
I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.

There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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