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Combination of two words pissed and hard. Can be misheard as pisshead but holds an entirely different meaning. Meaning to get pissed (become intoxicated by consumption of alcohol) and acting hard (starting fights and generally being a twat).

Pissard is usually achieved by drinking copious amounts of vodka which will induce violent behaviour or generally being a chav who drinks cider will suffice.
1. "Hey fancy getting pissard this weekend and fighting some people?"

2. "I'm so pissard now I could beat my mother"

3. "He only smacked you cos he was pissard mate."
pissard by Andy Burton December 27, 2008
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Stickiest cunt ever
Smells like:
-Piss
-Vomit
-Shit
“Damn nikki shit face smells like pissard
Pissard by jsvssujdbdvshdshd December 11, 2019
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pissarhea 

a combination of piss and diarhea, when drinking after you break the seal you have to piss every 5 minutes this is called pissarhea
At my friends bachelor party I chugged a pitcher of beer and the rest of the night I kept running to the bathroom with pissarhea.
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fuckardo hardo en el pussardo 

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1. The lifestyle consisted of total freedom from any kind of influence, belief, and conflict.
2. The ability to find your own hidden passion
3. The skill of detachment in relationships (with love, still)
4. The courage to break free from everything, without using drugs or weeds
5. The ability to laugh endlessly...sometimes at yourself
6. The blanked state of mind, realzing its own uncertainty
The moment that I realised how to live in a Pissarian Way was when I was running a marathon. Your body reached its own limitation and felt extremely exhausted. But, there is 10 miles to go!, so that state of mind, freedom from thinking, attitudes, conflicts, and anxiety, was the only way to keep the runner going till the end.
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Term meaning the Dissapearance of one named individual or object, as said by williS.
Willis scanned the horizon in disbilief, a look of severe confusion etched onto his face...
''Where the fcuk did mop pissadear to?!''
Pissadear by wiLLiS April 3, 2003
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