piss whistle

Influenza wouldn't dare go near that fucking piss whistle.

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Piss whistle

Musical instrument from the same musical family as the 'Pink Oboe' or 'Bed Flute'.

Play us a tune on the old piss whistle Marjorie!

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A device that is used to prevent pissing the bed by emitting a beeping sound when piss touches it.

What the fuck is that beeping noise... oh that's just my brother's piss whistle.

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Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

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The penis, dick, or cock of a man. the pisswhistle can be played with the mouth, vagina, or anus.

Hey bitch, come play my pisswhistle!

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A performance (usually athletic) worse than the common phrase "getting crushed."

In 2008, the Indiana Hoosiers football team got pisswhistled by the Purdue Boilermakers and lossed 62-10.

Pisswhistled by nxtvh90 September 29, 2010

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When a girl pees, there will be parts where there is no pee where the girl is pushing and it sounds like a whistle

Girl: I got to go pee.

Guy: *I hate when she pees, she will have a Pissywhistle.*

Pissywhistle by RCO123 December 24, 2019

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