Piss miss 

The act of urinating, and missing the target (Toilet) while maintaining a massive erection.

I went to take a leak with epic morning wood, and ended up having a "PISS MISS" all over the wall.

Piss miss by rug dude August 9, 2012

piss-n-miss 

When a person leaves a social situation to urinate only to find s/he missed a critical part of the conversation or story.

“Hey man, where’d you go? Noah just told us what his wack boss did yesterday!”
“Dang, that was one costly piss-n-miss.”

piss-n-miss by christine sixteen August 25, 2009

Piss and Miss 

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.

Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.

Piss and Miss by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019

piss and miss 

to delibrately miss the toilet when taking a piss

Person 1: wheres keller

Person 2: he said he had to take a piss

Person 3: ill check

Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss

piss and miss by IanAKAmoroN December 18, 2012

miss-piss 

When you are inebriated. During urination you misjudge the duration of piss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and pissing much longer.

Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you flush the toilet?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?

miss-piss by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009

Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.

-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

Swiss Miss Instant Piss by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021

Swiss Miss and Piss 

The by-product of eating Mexican food the night before. What happens when you let all that food sit overnight, and then in the morning it comes out of you completely liquid. Hence the Swiss Miss and the Piss.

Last night I ate half a crave case from White Castle and when I got home I went right to sleep. I woke up and when I got to the bathroom all that came out was Swiss Miss and Piss.

Swiss Miss and Piss by Jaboloff April 26, 2011