by rug dude August 09, 2012
Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019
Person 1: wheres keller
Person 2: he said he had to take a piss
Person 3: ill check
Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss
Person 2: he said he had to take a piss
Person 3: ill check
Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss
by IanAKAmoroN June 14, 2012
When a person leaves a social situation to urinate only to find s/he missed a critical part of the conversation or story.
“Hey man, where’d you go? Noah just told us what his wack boss did yesterday!”
“Dang, that was one costly piss-n-miss.”
“Dang, that was one costly piss-n-miss.”
by christine sixteen August 26, 2009
When you are inebriated. During urination you misjudge the duration of piss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and pissing much longer.
Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you flush the toilet?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?
by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009