by rug dude August 9, 2012
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Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019
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Person 2: he said he had to take a piss
Person 3: ill check
Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss
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Person 3: ill check
Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss
by IanAKAmoroN December 18, 2012
Get the piss and miss mug.When you are inebriated. During urination you misjudge the duration of piss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and pissing much longer.
Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you flush the toilet?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?
by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009
Get the miss-piss mug.When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.
According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.
According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.
by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021
Get the Swiss Miss Instant Piss mug.The by-product of eating Mexican food the night before. What happens when you let all that food sit overnight, and then in the morning it comes out of you completely liquid. Hence the Swiss Miss and the Piss.
Last night I ate half a crave case from White Castle and when I got home I went right to sleep. I woke up and when I got to the bathroom all that came out was Swiss Miss and Piss.
by Jaboloff April 26, 2011
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