piss dance

A compilation of various emotions converted into physical action because of in dire need to piss.

dude 1: "Who is shaking the car?"
dude 2: "I think it's Dave, he's probably doing the piss dance."

by wowdudewth October 5, 2010

piss dance

when you jump up and down and conveniently place your hands on your crotch to try and stop the piss from flowing out of your urethra

bystander number 1:look at that fag over there. whats his problem.
bystander number 2:i dont know. is he just touching himself?
bystander number 3:no you dumbasses. somebody shit so hard they clogged the toilet, and now this poor guy cant piss, so hes doing the piss dance to try and hold it in.

by piss definitions are my game December 29, 2009

Piss dance

A type of lap dance that is like a regular one except the woman pisses on your lap. It is a kind of kinky sex play.

He got a piss dance.

by Judge dredd7 May 27, 2011

Don't piss on the dance floor

A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)

*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.

by hi8877875 February 5, 2019