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Piss Kiss 

The act of two penises brought together at the head in an effort to urinate into the other’s urethra
I saw Bill & Criss piss kissing in the tool shed last night.
Piss Kiss by Cornflicker69 June 29, 2021
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Piss kiss 

Todd gave Samantha a piss kiss last night
Piss kiss by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024

Piss-Kiss 

The event of urine being splashed over the sphincter, buttocks, and/or perineum after faeces drops into the toilet water while the depositor is defecating.
"Bleurgh, just got piss-kissed by last night's bananas."
Piss-Kiss by Graham Gooch February 24, 2010

kiss my piss 

The newly updated kiss my ass. Kiss my piss debuted on the tv show Silicon Valley. It's as odd and nerdy as it's originator.

Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.
Colin: Can I be real with you? I really need this.

Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss

Colin: What?

Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)
kiss my piss by r.c.p.j. June 10, 2018

piss kisser 

Someone who is annoyingly stupid; always got their ugly head up their fucking ass hole.
piss kisser by Hella Sweet May 11, 2016

Piss-kissing 

To kiss someone right after drinking a glass of carefully mixed piss and vodka.
Oh my god, are they piss-kissing?!
Piss-kissing by Solar Shift August 4, 2019
The act of urinating in your partners mouth and then kissing. In the Gay BDSM community Gay Pigs and or Pissboys who engage and enjoy sexually the act of Watersports, to urinate in each other mouths, to drink piss and then to kiss. A Pisskiss.

I term of endearment is gay Social Networking.
You are the greatest Pissmate I love it when we Pisskiss.
Pisskiss by Yellowboy16 September 13, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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