Piss Brain

(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.

I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.

My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.

by barfeedbob October 6, 2011

piss brains

1. A brain which is actually filled with nothing but piss.
2. Some idiot who has pissed on his brains.
3. A good name to call a dunce.
4. Useless fool.

A dumbass who has verbal diarrhoea. (good name to call someone, i.e. your best pal)

by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004

pissbrain

Similar to a peabrain but with a much greater measure of stupidity; only a true retard could be a pissbrain.

May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..

Geez, look at Horhay over there attempting to force a triangular peg through a circular opening! What a fucking pissbrain!

by Telephony March 20, 2014

Pissbraid

a collection of longer than average growler hairs that have clumped themselves together in a braid-like formation to direct the flow of urine out of the vagina. This disgusting hair formation stays clumped together even once the braid has dried and can cause extreme awkwardness during the exploratory phase of cunilingus.

I went down on this 48 year old woman from the bar last weekend and she had the most intense and disgusting pissbraid i've ever seen.

by Rowdy Randy January 15, 2009