Piss Brain

(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.

I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.

My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.

by barfeedbob October 06, 2011

Pissplosion

(n) The spray resulting from the release of pent-up urine.

Dude your Pissplosion splattered my shoe!

I had to piss so bad my pissplosion got my pants wet

by barfeedbob October 06, 2011