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2 years ago I told myself I'd write a book. After almost 2 pages I took a break, but not because I was out of ideas, I was actually full of ideas. I'm just a mastaprocrasta. Anyway, so there I was, writing my story when I thought of a character that was so utterly despicable and slimy that I just had to find a fitting name for him. I'm not sure what made me look up filth in turkish, maybe cause the character reminded me a bit of Erdogan. In any case, this is what the search engine spat out.
"Look at me I'm nice! You fool! In reality I'm a self absorbed backstabbing dragon fart" -the thoughts of a Pisliker.
"You fucking Pislik!" -a mindreader.
Pislik by Mindwalker August 17, 2022
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Idiot, or anything similar to stupidity.
Guy one: did you see Mikie's post about creationism?

Guy two: Mikie is such a Pilik.
Pilik by Court_Jestah January 9, 2016

pisiknoptii 

Pisiknoptii is a name with a thousand of meanings.But the most known one is the famous and notorious form is the one and only "pisica"
Andrew: Omg, pisiknoptii just got online
Macko: Yeah it's the one and only pisiknoptii right on the call with us
Mandache: Hello, pisiknotii!
pisiknoptii by redprick December 22, 2022
to have aggressive and intensively hardcore sexual intercourse.
Luke just pitliked the hell out of Tran.
Pitlik by DWP1524 March 31, 2009
Not to be confused with Pi, algebra or math.

Has long been used in parts of Wales in the habitual sheep mating ritual, involving wellington boots and farmers

Pislips is neither rude nor offensive. Its a word used to fill in those awkward moments when a descriptive word escapes you. A way of describing real beauty, passion even love.
"Half a pint of your finest pislicks bartender"..

" I went down to Morrisons today looked at the fish on the counter and thought cor... look at the pislips on that haddock!'.

" I love you my little pislips, come here "..... 'baaaaaaaaaaa' !
pislicks by lifesabeach2 May 14, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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