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2 years ago I told myself I'd write a book. After almost 2 pages I took a break, but not because I was out of ideas, I was actually full of ideas. I'm just a mastaprocrasta. Anyway, so there I was, writing my story when I thought of a character that was so utterly despicable and slimy that I just had to find a fitting name for him. I'm not sure what made me look up filth in turkish, maybe cause the character reminded me a bit of Erdogan. In any case, this is what the search engine spat out.
"Look at me I'm nice! You fool! In reality I'm a self absorbed backstabbing dragon fart" -the thoughts of a Pisliker.
"You fucking Pislik!" -a mindreader.
Pislik by Mindwalker August 17, 2022
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Idiot, or anything similar to stupidity.
Guy one: did you see Mikie's post about creationism?

Guy two: Mikie is such a Pilik.
Pilik by Court_Jestah January 9, 2016
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pisiknoptii 

Pisiknoptii is a name with a thousand of meanings.But the most known one is the famous and notorious form is the one and only "pisica"
Andrew: Omg, pisiknoptii just got online
Macko: Yeah it's the one and only pisiknoptii right on the call with us
Mandache: Hello, pisiknotii!
pisiknoptii by redprick December 22, 2022
to have aggressive and intensively hardcore sexual intercourse.
Luke just pitliked the hell out of Tran.
Pitlik by DWP1524 March 31, 2009
Not to be confused with Pi, algebra or math.

Has long been used in parts of Wales in the habitual sheep mating ritual, involving wellington boots and farmers

Pislips is neither rude nor offensive. Its a word used to fill in those awkward moments when a descriptive word escapes you. A way of describing real beauty, passion even love.
"Half a pint of your finest pislicks bartender"..

" I went down to Morrisons today looked at the fish on the counter and thought cor... look at the pislips on that haddock!'.

" I love you my little pislips, come here "..... 'baaaaaaaaaaa' !
pislicks by lifesabeach2 May 14, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026