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pirate key 

Pirate key is a sexual term, referring to anal stimulation using one's pointer, middle, and pinky fingers. (i.e. two in the pink, one in the stink)
Damn, that broad from the bar was a freaky as hell last night, dawg. She wanted me to pirate key her ass, yo"
pirate key by LaydeeRealTalk September 18, 2015

pirate key 

"I gave him the pirate key last night!"
pirate key by Princess222 October 24, 2015

dusty pirate key 

Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.
Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...

pirates key 

Done by placing two fingers in the woman's vagina and one in her ass.
I was with Stacy last night and slipped her the Pirates Key.
pirates key by GomezAdams29 April 8, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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