2 definitions by Brown eye

Pirate key

To insert your four finger and middle finger into one's rectum ,once inside nice and deep curl the two fingers in to a pirate hook and turn counter clockwise.

Lubricant is optional

My wife loves me to open her booty with the pirate key before I give her my plank.

by Brown eye August 12, 2015

bareburger

a shaved, plucked, waxed, or tweezed furburger

My furburger was so furry that I had to weed whack it into a bareburger

by Brown eye October 12, 2004