dusty pirate key

Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.
Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...
by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019
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apple eater

Someone that sucks yours balls too much during a felatio.
Girls an apple eater...she needs to focus on the d.
by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019
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