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The bread goddess. Goddess of bread and all bread of goddess
Pipet: Hey want some bread?
Gerald: Nah I'm good
*Gerald chokes on bread
Pipet by The Space Cow February 24, 2022
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A glass tube used in science. Commonly used as a straight smoking pipe.
Dude, did you see mike steal a pipet during chemistry class? he'll have fun with that!
pipet by L1BERTINA GR1MM October 3, 2007

Double pipe classic 

Is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time

Credit: Tom Segura

Beeman
Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.
Pipe Time is the time allocated for sexual intercourse between people.
Yo ngl guys i love Pipe Time
Pipe Time by imjustacooldude October 4, 2019

pipe killer 

When you take a shit so big it kills your pipes.
Dang! Mason left a pipe killer and flooded his whole house
pipe killer by sampli August 17, 2022

Soot pipe 

The outer residual of black resulting from a bic lighter on a sweaty day and a pipe you smoke ish from
I was like jerry beware it’s a smoggy day and the breathing conditions are terrible don’t forget to wipe the soot pipe son
Soot pipe by Roobeer October 24, 2020

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.
Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men
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