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Pink Guy 

A literal rad god, he produces true and plentiful ear necture and is what all mortals should bow down too. It is even better knowing he is an excellent cook and total babe.
John: Have you heard that new song?
Tom: I won't listen to music if it isn't Pink Guy
Pink Guy by A PINK GUY FAN April 18, 2017
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pink toothbrush 

When a man puts toothpaste on his dick and uses it to brush another person's teeth
My girlfriend stayed the night but forgot her toothbrush. I told her don't worry, she can use my pink toothbrush
pink toothbrush by bácón December 26, 2020

Pink n big 

A succulent pink and gigantic cock that generally lies between a white man's thighs
While I was in deep sleep mode, I was awaken to Frankie's pink n big dangling over my forehead.
Pink n big by Roobeer March 11, 2020

paint a turd pink 

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"

Stink and pink 

To seek both anal and vaginal sex.
Juan wanted stink and pink tonight!
Stink and pink by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

chink pink 

Chink pink is Asian pussy. It's chink for asian, and pink for the color of inner pussy - like in that famous saying, "It's all pink on the inside."
I gotta get me some of that fine chink pink.
chink pink by longbeef May 28, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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