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pinnocchio

While performing a rim job on her man in a standing position a woman reaches around to jerk him off, creating the illusion of pinnocchio
Dude this chick licked my ass while jerking me off last night

Oh shit! You got a pinnocchio!
pinnocchio by Metal Brian May 13, 2016

Chocolate Pinnocchio 

When a man forcefully forcefully shoves his woman's nose into is asshole.
Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."

Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.

Pulling a Pinnocchio 

Lying in an obvious way or being a terrible liar. Saying something that obviously isn't true.
Saying something that isn't true, someone who is a terrible liar is pulling a Pinnocchio.
Pulling a Pinnocchio by Lirose February 4, 2009

brown pinnocchio

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection and performing the Brown Pinnocchio.
Mel said he got a Brown Pinnocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!
brown pinnocchio by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

Pornocchio 

When your mom walks into to you jacking off and you try to lie about it
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Billy: It's a virus! I didn't click on anything!
Mom: Fucking pornocchio
Pornocchio by DickDiver July 11, 2016

brown pinocchio 

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.
Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!
brown pinocchio by Standarduarn February 16, 2014