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Pinky Dick 

A dick so small it is mistaken for a pinky finger.
"Damn, I can't get down with a guy who has a pinky dick."
Pinky Dick by kattoo13 November 29, 2007
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Pink Dick 

A derogatory term used toward rude white men.
Pink Dick by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Pink Dick 

This sexual act is performed when the male genitalia is rammed up his own anus, then proceeding to fart repeatedly until at the point of ejaculation he doesn't cum but he farts out of the end of his bellend therefore you are able to pass on pink eye when nutting in another's eye.
I just gave someone "Pink Dick"!
Pink Dick by Killercow347 December 28, 2016

pink dick wallet

pussy, vagina, snatch, twat, cunt, stinky peach fish, you know that gash between her thighs/ where you wish you were...
I was fuckin him so hard my pink dick wallet was almost ripped in half.
pink dick wallet by recklessahoy August 7, 2006

Phinky-Dick 

A man with a small penis, who is angry when people make fun of this small penis.

Also known as Michelle, Phinks, [Micheal}, and Tree.
As stop being such a Phinky-Dick
Phinky-Dick by Type_Writer June 5, 2017

Pink Panther Dick

When a male with rosacea had a light pink shaft and a fiery red tip, usually combined with unkempt pubes
Me: Dalton has a Pink Panther Dick
Jordan: what’s that?
Me: when a guy has an unnaturally light pink shaft with a flaming red tip.

Jordan: I mean, you’re not wrong.

Dick-Picky 

*To be picky or choosy about what type of penises also known as dicks you prefer or want.

*One who has obnoxious preferences to different things, especially male genitals.

* Mr. Hacker was a Dick-Picky sort of fellow, his men had to be strong, virile, and have long flowing hair.

* "She's so Dick-Picky! It doesn't matter how long it is!"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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