Pink Umbrella

The female version of the Bat Wing, where one simulates stretching open a vagina at an unsuspecting victim.

Jessica came around the corner and was shocked to see Keith squatting flashing the pink umbrella at her.

Pink Umbrella by nodnahs January 27, 2011

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Pink Umbrella

A witty euphemism for vagina

Is it wet out? I turned that thirsty Pink Umbrella inside out

Pink Umbrella by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

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pink umbrella

The female clitoris.

I could it was getting wet on her "pink umbrella"

pink umbrella by losthorizons September 20, 2006

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Pink Umbrella

To stick an umbrella up someone's butt and open it.

My husband made me so angry today I just wanted to give him the pink umbrella!

Pink Umbrella by Hateful Hooker & Frosty Bitch May 12, 2010

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sopping wet pink umbrella

A sopping wet vagina

She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.

sopping wet pink umbrella by m-dubya May 27, 2005

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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