pink oboe

Another name for the penis. Made famous by the late Peter Cook's 'Here Comes the Judge' speech.

Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.

Horace said to Walter, 'I would like to suck on your pink oboe'.

Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.

pink oboe by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Pink Oboe

One of the primary instruments of the Gay Symphony Orchestra.

"Did you see Nobles cheeks puffing on that pink oboe?"

Pink Oboe by Wheeeeyyyyyy September 29, 2011

Pink Oboe

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.

"I'm going to play my pink oboe"

Pink Oboe by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

play the pink oboe

To perform fellatio on a male

"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"

play the pink oboe by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

play the pink oboe

To stroke the penis; to masturbate.

Mark, don't play the pink oboe! Get out of the bathroom and let me use the toilet!

play the pink oboe by pentozali August 28, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019