Pinch Penis 

The phenomenon of when your penis retreats and (in the process) pinches all of the foreskin on its way down. This often happens while seated at the dinner table or in other situations where you can't tend to your pinch penis.

My pinch penis was really bad at the in-laws dinner table the other night!

Pinch Penis by LeDapperFapper May 15, 2016

penis pinch 

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.

Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!

penis pinch by tox0tes August 3, 2008

Penis punch 

v. To splooge in the hand and slap someone.

I came home late from school, so my dad penis punched me.

Penis punch by Coz October 10, 2004

penis punch 

When the male punches a female with his penis.

Bobby got wound up, so he penis punch Sandra in the face with his Penis.

penis punch by maamryk January 18, 2011

Dominican Penis Punch

A sex move where a Dominican girl or man punches a penis with enough force to make it flaccid and/or bruise. This is a national sport in The Dominican Republic, with competitions happening today.

Damn, girl. You really know how to do a Dominican Penis Punch.

Dominican Penis Punch by mendaswish January 10, 2026