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pimp my pimple

Treating your pimple as if it is the cool kid on the block.
No, Alli, you can't pimp my pimple.
pimp my pimple by Alliandkk February 24, 2017

ear pimple 

A painful zit inside your ear that is damn near impossible to pop.
"I have an ear pimple, it hurts!"
ear pimple by Gicky July 22, 2008

pimple on the left 

An insulted used by alpha males to describe snowflakes who vote for Biden
You’re just like a pimple on the left. Somebody says something and you don’t like.
pimple on the left by Bat Maul July 27, 2021
A pus-filled legion on one's body, due to buildup of dirt and bacteria in the pore.
Damn, I got a pimple on my ass.
Pimple by wendy lane May 23, 2003

pimple on the left 

a tough guy insult, generally used when said tough is infuriated to a point where he begins to emit a series of unknown words
Your looking like the pimple on the left

Lady Pimple 

Lady pimple can be used in either a derogatory or non-derogatory fashion. It refers to the visible “button-like” sexual organ that’s at the front junction of the labia minora. The term is synonymous with clitoris.
Male 1: Dude, some girl just called me a lady pimple. What does that even mean?
Male 2: Weird dude, that s**** probs on Urban Dictionary.
1 Minute Later
Male 2: It says here dude that it’s like a clitoris or something. I learned in anatomy that if androgen and other hormones are not present during early development that’s what ur left with instead of a penis.
Male 1: So… she like called me a lady dick?
Male 2: Ya, and also called you small. Haha
Male 1: That sucks she’s kinda a beotch. I’d still tap that though.
Lady Pimple by Yellow Enzo September 29, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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